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All telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, and wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Super Cool Liechtenstein's national animal is the doge, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

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