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Governor: The detroit lions

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The detroit lions

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Most Income Equality: 1,116th Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,625th Most Extreme: 2,093rd
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As the name clearly illustrates, this is a region dedicated to failure.

If you are a failure, or your nation is a failure, or you have a
solid record of failure, or are prone to failure, or otherwise
fail systematically in some aspect of your already sketchy
existence, we know exactly how you feel.

The last six decades saw The Detroit Red Wings win 4 Stanleys Cups

The Detroit Tigers win 2 World Series

and The Detroit Pistons win back-to-back NBA championships.

The detroit lions, however, make ya wanna Vomit

¡¡NOW IN OUR 66th CONSECUTIVE YEAR OF ABSOLUTE FAILURE!!

¡¡EXCITING OPPORTUNITIES FOR RECORD-BREAKING INCOMPETENCE IN 2023!!

¡¡NEW PLAYERS, COACHES, TRAINERS & MANAGEMENT PROMISE ANOTHER SEASON OF ABJECT FUTILITY!!


Embassies: Genesis Defense Project, The White House, Pink Lotus, and Taiwan.

Tags: Governorless, Minuscule, Password, and Puppet Storage.

The Detroit Lions contains 2 nations.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Scientifically Advanced in The Detroit Lions

World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.

As a region, The Detroit Lions is ranked 19,037th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Cotters and Squatters of Casa de OkupasIron Fist Socialists Inevitably Bloody Result of Liberal Ideals Mugged By Reality“Found”
2.The Queen of The BatsLeft-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies“🖤🦇 Take back the night 🦇🖤”

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The detroit lions

Lions lose to Eagles 38-35. As foreseen in prophecy.

Despair

Lions lose to The minnesota vikings 48-45. Failure. It's what's for dinner. And breakfast. And lunch. More dinner. Over and over and over again until the Earth crashes into the Sun. As foreseen in prophecy.

The detroit lions

29-0. The Felines of Futility fail again.

The detroit lions

Dolphins feed on Kittens 31-27 at home. All is right with the world.

The detroit lions

Two in a row. Winning is unnatural. It violates everything this team has ever stood for. It's wrong in the worst way. It simply prolongs the agony.

The detroit lions

4 out of last 5 have been W's. The lobotomized yowl in ecstasy only to have their dreams eviscerated in due time.

Post by Barrow Cove suppressed by The Bats.

Im really hopeful for this offseason if houston and hutch develop well we will be incredible and if we pick up some defensive draft picks we'll be set for the playoffs

The detroit lions

We also were once briefly hopeful back in 1964. We will never believe until the Super Bowl clock is at zero.

Post by Barrow Cove suppressed by The Bats.

The detroit lions wrote:We also were once briefly hopeful back in 1964. We will never believe until the Super Bowl clock is at zero.

Im not hopeful im knowledgable you need a winning attitude.

Barrow Cove wrote:Im not hopeful im knowledgable you need a winning attitude.

Cobblers.

The nickname of my local football team.

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