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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,532ndNicest Citizens: 1,738thMost Inclusive: 1,772nd
The People's Republic of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State
Open, tolerant, and free
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Joseph World

Population12.148 billion

CapitalSkyhall
LeaderChairman Johnson

CurrencyGil
AnimalQuagsium

The People's Republic of Joseph World is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Chairman Johnson with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 12.148 billion Josephians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skyhall. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Josephian economy, worth a remarkable 1,921 trillion Gils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 158,200 Gils, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, and military pistols are more secure than the national treasury. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joseph World's national animal is the Quagsium, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Joseph World is ranked 12,150th in the world and 222nd in The Communist Bloc for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 369.19 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,532ndNicest Citizens: 1,738thMost Inclusive: 1,772ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,843rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,885thMost Pacifist: 1,947thHighest Food Quality: 2,156thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,487thTop
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Most Cultured: 3,029thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,459thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,901stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,936thBest Weather: 4,026thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,053rdHealthiest Citizens: 4,419thMost Developed: 4,495thSafest: 4,763rdMost Advanced Public Education: 5,227thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,310thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,522ndSmartest Citizens: 5,653rdLongest Average Lifespans: 5,756thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,779thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,830thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,264thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,795thLargest Governments: 7,853rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,162ndMost Secular: 9,676thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,039thMost Influential: 10,481stMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,150thHighest Economic Output: 13,317thMost Income Equality: 14,143rdTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 14,694thNudest: 19,065thLowest Crime Rates: 19,211thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,459thHighest Average Incomes: 19,505thLargest Retail Industry: 22,066th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 12th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Cultured: 41st in the regionNicest Citizens: 50th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 50th in the regionMost Pacifist: 52nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 54th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 55th in the regionMost Inclusive: 57th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 69th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 77th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 79th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 81st in the regionBest Weather: 87th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 89th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 92nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 96th in the regionLargest Populations: 100th in the regionNudest: 101st in the regionMost Developed: 111th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 114th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 120th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 130th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 137th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Joseph World, military pistols are more secure than the national treasury.
  • : Following new legislation in Joseph World, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life.
  • : Following new legislation in Joseph World, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Joseph World, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Joseph World, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone.
  • : Joseph World voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Reef Preservation and Restoration".
  • : Following new legislation in Joseph World, sex changes are routinely performed at Joseph World's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Joseph World, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program.
  • : Following new legislation in Joseph World, farting etiquette is taught in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Joseph World, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high.

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