The Federation of Imafraid Jumitebeinagang is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Sanna Mirella Marin with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.802 billion Imafraid Jumitebeinagangians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Espoo. The average income tax rate is 83.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Imafraid Jumitebeinagangian economy, worth 820 trillion Markkaa a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 120,629 Markkaa, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The old neighbourhood isn't how most Imafraid Jumitebeinagangians remember it, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers, turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius', and increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Imafraid Jumitebeinagang's national animal is the panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox Church.

Imafraid Jumitebeinagang is ranked 18,159^th in the world and 1^st in Eastern Mediterranean Confederation for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 295.94 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.