The Holy Kingdom of Ulsta is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by DarchAngel with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The cynical population of 9.845 billion Aromantic Scoots are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Administration, Welfare, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of DarchAngel City. The average income tax rate is 14.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Aromantic Scoottish economy, worth 477 trillion Thunder Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,474 Thunder Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, the navy plans patrols according to how many pubs nearby ports have, and war vets look after war animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Ulsta's national animal is the Thunder Snake and its national religion is ole' westism.

Ulsta is ranked 82,769^th in the world and 190^th in United Kingdom for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 96.44 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.