The Dictatorship of Indibagion Mer is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme overlord kingbob with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, pith helmet sales, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.436 billion Indibagion Merians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 81.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Indibagion Merian economy, worth a remarkable 2,599 trillion My feet a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 227,298 My feet, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, AI chatbots generate grayscale images when asked for a picture of the truth, Indibagion Mer is suspiciously populated compared to its neighbors, and citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Indibagion Mer's national animal is the My foot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Indibagion Mer is ranked 217,806^th in the world and 237^th in The Black Hawks for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -3.79 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.