The Bar on the corner of every regionBoard

Feoras wrote:

"BROCK! YOU DIRTY LIAR!!!"

Me? What did I do? You know I'm completely illiterate--you've said so yourself. I don't know what those hieroglyphs say, and you can't hold me responsible. Well, not this time, at least.

But I did run those words through Google Translate. According to the results, a pair of twin yaks are involved? Something about a dwarf and whipped cream? Not sure it was the best translation. Plus, I'm illiterate, remember.

And why is Duchess looking at me like that?

Feoras wrote:

The Lady performs some complex maneuvers with her fingers. A tall glass overturns itself and then levitates to the bar top. A battle of O'Water jumps from the fridge and hops over to the glass. The lid unscrews itself and falls off with a soft plink. The water gracefully arcs into the air and gently lands in the glass, slowly filling it to the rim.

The water suddenly becomes cloudy and fractals begin to appear in the formerly transparent liquid as the top layers freeze into perfectly shaped ice cubes.

The concoction slides over to Knechting's hands.

"Since you're relatively new here, you might not have heard of the tap water's deadly properties. I advise against consuming it and so have provided you with an alternative."

*gapes*

......Actually I did not know about the tap water, thank you very much!

*sips*

Hello peeps

Lake of fur wrote:

Hey, he talks!

What's up, mister rock star?

Right now, the sky.

And I hope it stays that way.

Lake of fur wrote:

Between the sun and the moon, right?

Between Sun And Moon

Rush - Between Sun And Moon

^{https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfbF2hiABKw}

"There is a lake between sun and moon
Not too many know about
In the silence between whisper and shout
The space between wonder and doubt

This is a fine place
Shining face to face
Those bonfire lights in the mirror of sky
The space between wonder and why

Ahh, yes to yes to ahh, ahh to yes
Why the sun?
Why the sun?

There is a fine line between love and illusion
A fine place to penetrate
The gap between actor and act
The lens between wishes and fact

This is a fine place
To hesitate
Those bonfire lights in the lake of sky
The time between wonder and why

Ahh, yes to yes to ahh, ahh to yes
Why the sun?
Why the sun?

Some need to pray to the sun at high noon
Need to howl at the midwinter moon
Reborn and baptized in a moment of grace
We just need a break
From the headlong race

This is a fine place
Shining face to face
Those bonfire lights in the mirrored sky
The space between wonder and why

Ahh, yes to yes to ahh, ahh to yes
Why the sun?
Why the sun?"

Yep. I wish I had something more crafty to say.

Perhaps I'll listen to Counterparts again.

A-POP Misheard lyrics anyone? I know lots:

Do you also heard misheard lyrics in A-POP or in other foreign language songs?

What happens when your Mountain Dew turns into a country?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjfbzhX_cjg

Songs you dont understand wrote:

What happens when your Mountain Dew turns into a country?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjfbzhX_cjg

What exactly was that? Sounded like the mating call of a Siberian llama. A really horny Siberian llama, that has been living in its mother's basement for ten years, then finally emerged at 2 a.m. because it ran out of Cheet-o's, only to find that all the other llamas have moved to Florida, leaving it alone, with the house in foreclosure and the police at the front door to enforce the eviction notice, an hour before it was supposed to meet its friends online for a Quest of Champions campaign, and now where is it supposed to find free wi-fi on such short notice?

Or, uhm, is that a little too close to home?

Brocklandia wrote:

What exactly was that? Sounded like the mating call of a Siberian llama. A really horny Siberian llama, that has been living in its mother's basement for ten years, then finally emerged at 2 a.m. because it ran out of Cheet-o's, only to find that all the other llamas have moved to Florida, leaving it alone, with the house in foreclosure and the police at the front door to enforce the eviction notice, an hour before it was supposed to meet its friends online for a Quest of Champions campaign, and now where is it supposed to find free wi-fi on such short notice?

Or, uhm, is that a little too close to home?

We don't have llamas here in Philippines.

We only have carabaos.

Songs you dont understand wrote:

We only have carabaos.

*Holtzmeyer drops a coin into the jukebox and makes a selection*

Harold holtzmeyer wrote:

*Holtzmeyer drops a coin into the jukebox and makes a selection*

Caribou

Pixies - Caribou

^{https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ka1zEYVwNxA}

"I live cement
I hate this street
Give dirt to me
I bite lament
This human form
Where I was born
I now repent

Caribou

Repent
Re-pe-ent

Give me white
Ground to run
And foregone
Lets me knife
Knife me lets
I will get
What I like

Caribou

Repent
Rep-pent"

I said "carabao" not "caribou". Caribou is an entirely different thing.

Harold holtzmeyer wrote:

*Shrugs and makes another selection from the jukebox*

Oh, No Mister Possum!

Erin Devlin - Oh, No Mister Possum!

^{https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kNGk5a7usc}

"Oh Mister Possum, no, no, no, no!
Don't eat my trees, don't eat my leaves.
Hey, Mister Possum, no, no, no, no, don't eat my trees,
I beg you, please!""

Now you're talkin'.

Go possums!

Feoras wrote:

... the boons they gift us.

I'd be very happy if they'd clean up the boons themselves. I'm tired of emptying the litter-box every day.