The Constitutional Monarchy of Ultra Grandia Sebastia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Torumichi with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 21.78 billion Grand Ultrasebs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo Sebastopol. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Ultra Grandia Sebastian economy, worth a remarkable 3,665 trillion acorns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 168,319 acorns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The country behaves just like a group of independent provinces all stacked up under a trench coat, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous, weekends are spent tilting at windmills, and religious households enthusiastically use whips in private. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ultra Grandia Sebastia's national animal is the matervulpus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a mix of Loeki Rastafarism and Rukianism.

Ultra Grandia Sebastia is ranked 279,909^th in the world and 29^th in Scandinavia for Most Primitive, scoring -338.1 on the Scary Big Number Scale.