The Mnisotois Popular Republic of Nuovoiork is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Premier Sven de Lutsen with an even hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 16.884 billion Mnisotois enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beauharnois. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Mnisotois economy, worth a remarkable 2,185 trillion Loonies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 129,462 Loonies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

At customs baggage gets an x-ray and female travelers get an ultrasound, flowering peace lilies are the best defence against Nuovoiork's military, the media only bothers polling the three most exclusive country clubs in the nation, and elections have been outlawed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nuovoiork's national animal is the Loon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Church of Mnisote.

Nuovoiork is ranked 153,316^th in the world and 15^th in Pax Britannia for Most Primitive, scoring -55.79 on the Scary Big Number Scale.