Population | 4.279 billion |
Capital | Osearwynn |
Leader | Leofric Frost |
Faith | Gnosticism |
Currency | pound |
Animal | red panda |
The Red High Athelingric of Valoptia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Leofric Frost with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, national health service, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.279 billion Valoptians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Osearwynn. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Valoptian economy, worth a remarkable 2,092 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 489,049 pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,674,951 per year while the poor average 104,892, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.
The mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, and residential tower blocks are surrounded by warrens of concrete tunnels. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valoptia's national animal is the red panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gnosticism.
Valoptia is ranked 104,394th in the world and 130th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,650.71 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Valoptia lodged a message on the The Communist Bloc Regional Message Board.
- : Valoptia lodged a message on the The Communist Bloc Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Valoptia, residential tower blocks are surrounded by warrens of concrete tunnels.
- : Following new legislation in Valoptia, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
- : Following new legislation in Valoptia, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
- : Valoptia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Valoptia, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas.
- : Following new legislation in Valoptia, in a desperate bid for cheap airfare Valoptians can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying.
- : Following new legislation in Valoptia, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation.
- : Following new legislation in Valoptia, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Osearwynn to enjoy their national art.