The Republic of The Confederate States of America is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President George Wallace II with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working, devout population of 5.769 billion Confederates have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Richmond. The average income tax rate is 17.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Confederate economy, worth a remarkable 1,185 trillion Confederate dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 205,462 Confederate dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, internet sites are legally unable to stop their users from posting pornography, it's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing, and the government believes there is no problem that raising taxes won't fix. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Confederate States of America's national animal is the turkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Confederate States of America is ranked 45,715^th in the world and 1,037^th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,269.03 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.