The Constitutional Monarchy of Khedivate-of-Egypt is a large, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, devout population of 67 million Egyptians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.9%.

The all-consuming Egyptian economy, worth 5.81 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 86,666 Pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 283,751 per year while the poor average 19,882, a ratio of 14.3 to 1.

Corruption is a game of two halves, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election", and cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Khedivate-of-Egypt's national animal is the Desert Fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Khedivate-of-Egypt is ranked 253,978^th in the world and 5,635^th in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 200.41 pounds of wildlife per square mile.