The Loyal Servant of The Clerk of The Labyrinth is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 15.934 billion Clerks are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.6%.

The very strong Clerk of The Labyrinthian economy, worth 980 trillion Drachmas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 61,514 Drachmas, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, euthanasia is legal, organ donation rates have hit a new low, and no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Clerk of The Labyrinth's national animal is the Phoenix, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

The Clerk of The Labyrinth is ranked 167,622^nd in the world and 34^th in The Labyrinth for Lowest Crime Rates, with 59.49 law-abiding acts per hour.