The Holy Christian Empire of Dominant Oppressors is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Holy Emperor Adam J Vader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.367 billion Dominant Oppressorians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Risen Christ City. The average income tax rate is 93.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dominant Oppressorsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,454 trillion Kybers a year, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 140,260 Kybers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works, red fabric is banned, Dominant Oppressorians believe manners maketh the leader, and the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dominant Oppressors's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Roman Catholic Christianity.

Dominant Oppressors is ranked 228,821^st in the world and 4^th in United Christian Empires of the West for Highest Food Quality, scoring 9.42 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.