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New Rogernomics wrote:Now for the really pressing issues of the day, what is your favorite donut topping?

How can I have a favourite doughnut topping if I don't like doughnuts?

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Leonism wrote:

Joint Imperial Intelligence services - secret headquarters

The adjutant approached him with nervously. In his long, distinguished career, Großadmiral Steffen Wiese had learned that a man (or women) approaching you like this always brought bad news. And so it was. "Großadmiral, one of our spies in OPERATION TELESCOPE has gone missing. Alpha-08 has not reported back for two consecutive mandatory reporting intervals. The last time we heard about him, he was near Fort Chicagov in the FRCP. His multi-function phone and transmitter has gone silent, which means it's either destroyed, disabled or out of power - the latter of which is quite unlikely."

The Großadmiral took a sip of Treadwellian Hot Chocolate he had recently grown fond of. He had already put on a kilo or two since drinking the stuff, but in its glorious-sweet-cocoa-warmth, it helped him to stay relaxed in times of stress and provided plenty of sugar for his brain to work hard. "What about the locator chip we implanted under his skin?" he asked the adjutant. The man dropped his shoulders. "I'm afraid that device, without the antenna in the multi-function phone/transmitter, only has a range of 15 km. We would need to get a vessel in close proximity to record a signal and pinpoint his exact location. Possibly even closer if they have put him in some bunker, cellar or other underground structure".

Wiese shook his head and raised his hands to his temples. The world felt heavy on his shoulders. "That's exactly the kind of complication I warned Konsul Leo about."

He got up and walked to the old-fashioned whiteboard. While everything in the Imperium was highly digitalised and technologically advanced, many Imperials liked to work with old-fashioned material things from time to time, instead of doing everything on screens or even holograms. Wiese used his whiteboard to gather his thoughts and discuss issues with subordinates and superiors alike. Once again, as he often did, he invited subordinates to share their thoughts. "What do you think, Zenturio? What are our options now?"

The adjutant slowly walked over to Wiese and took one of the marker pens for the whiteboard. He began writing and talking at the same time...

"Well, Herr Großadmiral, I think there are three possible outcomes of this situation." He made a bullet point on the whiteboard.

  • "We could do nothing, which would mean that the spy is probably lost and will end up killed - if he isn't already - after his captors got as much information out of him as possible. Smirnov's Federal forces will then probably know about our involvement in their country, if they don't already do. This might compromise the entire operation.

  • We could perform an immediate attempt of emergency extraction. That would most certainly be detected in such a heavily militarised area, and thus constitute a direct breach of the Treaty of New Krasnoyarsk. If the Federal troops then succesfully shoot down our extraction craft, they could use this to try and unify the populace behind them. Which might, incidentally, help to achieve our goal to accelerate an end of this Civil War...but with a possible result being another war between us and the FRCP.

  • A compromise might be to stealthily insert an extraction team of our elite light infantry Jäger in the area. They will likely have to leave a few dead bodies behind, but we can probably make the Federalists believe that the Opposition forces did that."

Großadmiral Wiese smiled bitterly. "I like your thinking, Zenturio. You obviously don't want to remain Zenturio for the next years, do you? Go and talk to my friends at the 511. Legion and create an extraction plan together. You have one hour. I will probably have to put this up with the Imperator himself for approval, so do your best. And the faster you are, the better for our friend, Alpha-08. What was his name again, Tsokas Faschenko or something?" "Taras Formeko, Herr Großadmiral. Und jawohl!. I will get to work immediately!" He almost sprinted out of the room, his face blushing red.

Now, Wiese smiled in earnest. He loved giving people lifetime chances to further their career, and the adjutant had obviously realised the enormity of his task but also the chance that lay within. Not everyday a Zenturio got the chance to plan an operation that would be reviewed by Imperator Konsul Leo I. himself.

(OOC remark: A Zenturio is a low officer rank roughly equivalent to Lieutenant or at most Captain)

"Remind me exactly, why we left the safe house not a day after landing in the FRCP to hightail our way back to U-2?, inquired Gomnur, sitting hunched over a storage crate.
"Because, drittsekk, one of the other spies is missing. We haven't any way of knowing if Smirnov's men took him, so we're holding out here in case we need to leave the Cossack Peoples immediately," responded Aleksander.
Gomnur darted his head towards Aleksander's direction. "Since when could you swear in Cianlandiamål?" Aleksander's grasp of the language they had been speaking in for the past three weeks seemed to surprise Gomnur.
"I'm a professor of Linguistics and foreign language, remember?"
Gomnur scoffed.
"You're still a tad off on the pronunciation."
"His pronunciation is perfect, and we all know his Cianlandiamål's infinitely better than your Cossack," interjected Eirik, who stood leaning against the wall.
"Which is barely serviceable as it is," Eirik continued with a smirk.
Gomnur grinned wide enough his back molars were visible.
"Which is also what your last ex said," retorted Gomnur.
"Enough!" Snapped Aleksander. The two both turned to him, and Aleksander felt both proud and surprised of the power in his voice. "We're sitting here trading quips with each other while the others are outside, while the missing agent could be dead or worse. We oughtta go back out there and do our job."

Eirik sighed. "You're enthusiasm is admirable, brother Aleksander, but that ain't the case. Some of the agents have been ordered to hide out where they can be safe. And we're safer here, than out there. We'll be back in the field when the coast is clear."
"Besides," chuckled Gomnur, "there's no spite between Eirik and I. We just like to pass the time with banter. An insult here, a joke there, it's all good."
"Just killing time," agreed Eirik.
Aleksander groaned. "That's all we've done this entire operation."
"Hmm?" Eirik raised a brow.
"Kill time. All we're doing is killing time."

Aigania, Leonism, and Free market buisnesses

Bob bobberson

200,000 fact books later

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The Rejected Realms has a new foreign update out! You can read it right here, on NationStates:

Visit our LinkDiscord and our LinkForum!
Government


World Assembly Delegate: Chimes



Officer of Foreign Affairs: Dyllypoly

Officer of Culture: Grea Rejectopia

Officer of Outreach: Agalaesia

Officer of World Assembly: Crowheim



Speaker of the Assembly: Minskyiv
Officer Elections result in Major Turnover

by Fauxia

The beginning of April always brings about elections for both Speaker of the Assembly and all four Officer positions. Minskyiv emerged victorious over Gorundu in the race for the Speakership. In the Officer elections, Dyl (Dyllypoly), Chipmunker (Crowheim), Agalaesia, and Grea Kriopia (Grea Rejectopia) were elected over the four-round format, a group which contained only one incumbent Officer. They were assigned the portfolios of Foreign Affairs, World Assembly, Outreach, and Culture, respectively. You can read more detailed coverage in The Rejected Times Issue LXVII.

...
Reject Awards!

by Dyllypoly

Hoping to celebrate the light of a year that brought so much dark, Culture Officer Nakari (Budgie Snugglers) brought forth the fourth-annual LinkReject Awards in early March. After a week for nominations and a week for voting, an awards ceremony was held and the recipients were recognized.

The awards were designed to highlight the contributions of Rejects in a variety of areas. Two recognized efforts in the Rejected Realms Army, honoring WA Officer Chipmunker as RRA Newcomer of the Year and Delegate Jamie (Chimes) - recipient of the Sir Lans Award at the 2020 Defender Awards - won the Greymarshes Achievement Award.

The three government-focused awards saw the first two sets of five joint victors. Jamie, who had been both an Officer and Speaker during 2020, and former Delegate and Officer Sarah (A Leaf on the Wind) earned an equal number of votes for Best Government Member, while Culture Officers Deadeye jack and Nakari were awarded with Most Outstanding Officer. Best Staff Member - awarded for contributions made without holding office - was won by Chipmunker.

Other awards recognized contributions to other aspects of the region. Guy and The Grim Reaper (Siam Meow) both won Best Legislator for their work in the Assembly, Outreach Officer Agalaesia earned the Pen and Paper Award for his efforts as the first Editor-in-Chief of an independent TRT, and regional pollster Thepeopl won Most Outstanding RMBer. Rejects had two favorite events this year: Harry Potter and the Festival of Friends and the existence of Outbound, a notorious Reject who was banned last March. Meanwhile, a post denoting the levels of Frattastan's joy won Quote of the Year.

The final set of awards focused on general regional contribution. FA Officer Dyllypoly won Newcomer of the Year while Jamie and Frattastan iv jointly won the Veteran Reject Award. Lastly, in the most notable award of the event, Deadeye jack won Reject of the Year for his extensive efforts and time spent as Delegate and Culture Officer during 2020.

In all, the Link2020 Reject Awards were great fun and commemorated the highlights of a year in which we all needed just a little more light.

...
Regional Holidays bring Fabulous Festivities

by Dyllypoly

Two smaller-scale events were held in late April to commemorate notable dates for The Rejected Realms and the world, respectively.

Earth Day - designated as April 22 - serves as an important day to denote support for environmental protection and show care for the planet on which we all live. In recognition of this, small festivities were planned in order to commemorate the day: an environmental poll was held, fun facts were shared on the Regional Message Board, a discord theme day was held, and former Culture Officer Nakari led a nature-themed Popmaster that weekend. Our friends from Forest, Spiritus, and The East Pacific joined in on the events of the day: each region colored their World Factbook Entry green and many Regional Officers shifted to environment-themed flags. In the end, the event was great fun and we thank all participating regions for their involvement.

A few days later, The Rejected Realms celebrated an important milestone, turning eighteen on April 27. A pull event was held for long-time Reject Crazy girl’s card and a regional Spotify playlist was created to show the diverse tastes of our citizens. That night, a regional history Jeopardy game was hosted by The church of satan, with Deadeye jack blowing away the competition for an impressive win.

In all, the two events provided for some pleasant festivities and two wonderful opportunities for greater bonding.

...
Reorganized Ranks in the Rejected Realms Army

by Dyllypoly

In late February, RRA Commander Frattastan iv announced a reorganized ranking system for tracking soldiers’ progress in the Rejected Realms Army. From lowest to highest, the new ranks were Scout, Trooper, Lancer, Specialist, and Corporal. Most include a specific set of benchmarks needed to attain the rank, while Corporal will be awarded solely by recommendation from an RRA Officer. The higher leadership roles, however, will remain by appointment and separate from the new ranks.

These new ranks also came with an improved system for tracking involvement in the RRA, and at the beginning of April, Chipmunker (Crowheim) became the first soldier to be promoted under the new system.

...
In other news:
  • Check out the May Culture Calendar and come join us for some fun events!

  • The Rejected Times' Outlander Program welcomes Linkarticle submissions from non-staff and even non-residents!

  • Subscribe to The Rejected Times here.

  • Our weekly RMB Award Winners are announced Linkhere.

  • See our embassy guidelines and FAQ here.


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Enjoy, dear Lazarenes!

Demonos, Leonism, Toerana, Debussy, and 1 otherFree market buisnesses

Bring back Kapitein Koek!

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Bob bobberson

I still dont fully know what rejected realms is I know it's a realm for those without regions but idk what it is

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Bob bobberson wrote:I still dont fully know what rejected realms is I know it's a realm for those without regions but idk what it is

Nations that are ejected from other regions are moved to the Rejected Realms, which is a region. Refounding nations that are banned from Lazarus, Osiris and Balder spawn there.

New vedan, Leonism, Free market buisnesses, Yorkmanstar, and 1 otherBob bobberson

Bob bobberson

Custadia wrote:Nations that are ejected from other regions are moved to the Rejected Realms, which is a region. Refounding nations that are banned from Lazarus, Osiris and Balder spawn there.

Ohh ok

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Bet leader is contemplating going with a law firm that advertises as a "men's/dad's rights law firm" and he is unsure how he feels about that.

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Guiness Freaks wrote:Bet leader is contemplating going with a law firm that advertises as a "men's/dad's rights law firm" and he is unsure how he feels about that.

Why not? Sounds like exactly what you need.

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God this house is a mess. I hope I havent bitten off more than I can chew.

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New vedan wrote:God this house is a mess. I hope I havent bitten off more than I can chew.

Tasty house? Tubbius is curious.

Delta Vega IV, Guiness Freaks, and Free market buisnesses

Treadwellia wrote:Tasty house? Tubbius is curious.

I wouldent call this house "tasty" unless you like the taste of wood,plaster,and mice droppings. I've recently started a rent to own agreement, and I got a stellar deal for the property. However the previous occupants were drug addicts and they left me one hell of a mess to clean up. It's part if the reason I got the place for so cheap. I happen to have today off so I figured I'd wake up early and devote the day to cleaning, I've gotten alot done but theres still alot of work to do.

Dernel wrote:Just simply glaze, Krispy Kream is the best.

We agree. Unless we are in New Orleans, then it is Beignets with lots of powdered sugar!

New vedan wrote:Why not? Sounds like exactly what you need.

That's what lady glitter sparkles thinks too.

Guiness Freaks wrote:That's what lady glitter sparkles thinks too.

Beer leaders hesitancy is in that he thinks it sounds gimmicky and like they are preying on men going through divorce. Although I've already done that and am looking for someone to use only in certain circumstances. So it's a bit of a different situation.

Bob bobberson

The black market in the bobberson empire is only 2.3 geodes a day

Tubbius wants cookies.

Someone should send His Rotundity some cookies.

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