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Zubeknakov is nearing the end of his patience, saying "What the cinnamon toast [Redacted] do you think were here for?!? It's not like one of our diplomats died or anything!" Zubeknakov says sarcastically. He turns away from the communicator, "Can someone get me a whiteboard and a picture of Purgadellhi?!" an officer scrambles to get a whiteboard and a picture of Purgadellhi, then hands it to Zubeknakov, Zubeknakov turns to the communicator to show the Vedanian. "This man," Zubeknakov points to the picture, "Dead! Where?!" He then draws an image of a dead stick figure with an arrow pointing to the photo.
Kraken looked at the photo and was silent for a moment before replying with only a single word. "Bombolini"
Doppio giudici, Dernel, and Loftegen 3
The food that bites back!
Doppio giudici, Aigania, New vedan, and Loftegen 3
Doppio giudici, Treadwellia, Mzeusia, and Loftegen 3
Skinny is it? Perhaps I could stand to gain a few. I’ve been so preoccupied with dishing out daily tortures, luring wayward souls to sin, and committing tax fraud that I’ve forgotten to maintain my devilishly handsome physique.
Perhaps a muffin or two. Hell, why not three!
Tubbius mmphs a miserable mmph as another alarm tries to wake Him. He has work to do all day today. Mrs. Tubbius sleepily hrms that it could be worse; He could be the one carrying a belly full of babies instead, in another world! This sobering news gets a soft, appreciative rub to Her Maternity's middle. Everything is perfectly fine as it is, it seems.
Doppio giudici, Chocolate-Chip Cookies, and Loftegen 3
Imperator Konsul Leo I. has caught a nasty cold and is at home on the sofa, drinking lots of tea and watching TV. He called off all appointments until the weekend.
Doppio giudici, Aigania, Cianlandia, and Loftegen 3
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Preparations are already underway in the Hammadian capital for the beginning of Tzom this Sunday. Tzom is a month long period of reflection and fasting that culminates in Sabba-Sabbatoth, the holiest day of the year. During Tzom, observant Hammadians refrain from caffeine, alcohol, tobacco, and sexual intercourse, as well as various other prohibitions.
Historically, participation in Tzom was mandated for all who were medically able to participate. Today, though, its observance is mostly optional. However, the closure of most coffee shops, bars, and tobacconists mean many Hammadians who would not otherwise participate find themselves doing so.
Nevertheless, especially in large cities across the country, many businesses are opening with reduced hours or going on as usual. Conservative clergy urge the priesthood to crack down on this open flaunting of religious law, but leadership seems to show little interest in doing so.
Aye, aye!
Doppio giudici, Treadwellia, and Loftegen 3
It could also be way worse: His Holy Rotundity could find himself in the place of Mirror-Tubbius of Mirror-Treadwellia, and realize that it's leg day!
Doppio giudici, Treadwellia, and Chocolate-Chip Cookies
The only leg day Tubbius appreciates is one devoted to chicken, turkey, or some other tasty critter.
Doppio giudici, Chocolate-Chip Cookies, Mzeusia, Loftegen 3, and 1 otherBob bobberson
Breaking News: Murder on the streets of Tulipa.
Mere hours ago, a small business owner by the name of Cornelius Evermann was found dead outside of his establishment. Police reports say that the body was found with four bullet wounds from which they were able to retrieve remnants of the bullets. Upon further inspection, it was found that each bullet had a word engraved into them, "Harmony." This, along with other evidence gathered at the scene, seem to point to the mysterious "Killer Quartet" infamous for posing as barbershop quartet members and singing one last tune for their victims. Their intentions are unclear, and their origins even foggier. Are they escapees from the Tulipa Psychiatric Hospital, or were they hired by the infamous gangs of the city. This and more after a word from our one, and only, sponsor, Majesties Finest.
Doppio giudici, Leonism, Cossack Peoples, New hammadi, and 2 othersPama freeza, and Loftegen 3
"Is this all there is to life?" Jackson said as he walked down the streets. Soldiers were on patrol, looking for dissidents and terrorists, and the city workers were replacing the banners of the national flag. The populace was minding its own business, either going to work or enjoying the lovely day. The TVs on the building were blaring out news, media, and the ever-popular program, President Daniel's Word.
PDW was a quasi-religious television show that was funded by the Glorious Church which helped contribute to the ever-growing belief of Daniel as a living Demi-God and vessel of God himself.
He walked past an alley even as the cops were ruthlessly beating a vagrant in it. That was normal. He himself was on his way to Ofure Rifling. His job was to sit at the front desk and greet visitors. Mind-numbing and pointless. It described his life. He entered through the staff door and walked through the back. His fellow coworkers were relaxing or changing clothes. Ofure keeps employee uniform on-site and night team washes them.
Just another justification to cut wages. He opened his locker and pulled out his uniform. A white formal shirt and black dress slacks along with black dress shoes. Uncaring of whoever was watching, he changed then and there and put his civilian clothes in the locker. He lets out a small sigh then closes the locker.
He went out to the front and replaced the girl there. She smiled, signed out of the terminal and left the desk. He sat down in the rather comfortable chair and logged in. It was just another day. Another paycheck.
After about 8 hours, he finally logged off and let the next person take over. He walked into the back and changed then clocked out. He stepped out and coughed. He walked home. Predatory soldiers and cops were rampant especially in cities not called Arkwell. He glanced over his shoulder and saw a couple of soldiers pointing at him.
He gulped and sped up. He didn't think they were following him but he made it back to his apartment then locked the door. He let out a shaky breath before heading to bed.
Doppio giudici, Steadfastness, Leonism, Cossack Peoples, and 2 othersPama freeza, and Loftegen 3
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