The Confederation of Unloseable is a huge, socially progressive nation, ruled by Denalot B Cooper with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 961 million Unloseableans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ciosel. The average income tax rate is 34.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Unloseablean economy, worth 110 trillion loses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 115,500 loses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, and Denalot B Cooper's handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unloseable's national animal is the loser, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Unloseable is ranked 122,417^th in the world and 4,638^th in Lazarus for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,034.99 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.