The Federal State of Kyrkize is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate population of 847 million Kyrkizeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Medvedin. The average income tax rate is 70.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Kyrkizean economy, worth 46.7 trillion Ens a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 55,140 Ens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, and 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyrkize's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kyrkize is ranked 19,126^th in the world and 1,248^th in Lazarus for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,057.12 pounds of wildlife per square mile.