The Empire of Furrtopia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Pater Familias with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 2.31 billion Furrtopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ketunonien. The average income tax rate is 48.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Furrtopian economy, worth 259 trillion Furrs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 112,274 Furrs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru, organ donation is compulsory, clergy who start talking about politics are forced to take a holy vow of silence, and advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Furrtopia's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Moving Protectors of Eight Divines.

Furrtopia is ranked 80,694^th in the world and 4,032^nd in Lazarus for Most Beautiful Environments, with 594.47 pounds of wildlife per square mile.