The Most Serene Republic of East Endia is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 697 million East Endians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solarien. The average income tax rate is 87.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient East Endian economy, worth 74.8 trillion standards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 107,258 standards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm, all the playground's a stage for East Endian schoolchildren, recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed, and helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Endia's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

East Endia is ranked 275,972^nd in the world and 5,006^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 0.62 flags saluted per person per day.