The United States of Boston Mass is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Bradford Anderson with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 6.078 billion Boston Massians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Frannington. The average income tax rate is 41.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Boston Massian economy, worth a remarkable 1,473 trillion Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 242,410 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Groups of three or more trees are cut down in the name of 'child safety', citizens must pay to enjoy Boston Mass's pristine beaches, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, and unemployed taxi drivers ironically use self-driving cabs to reach employment offices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Boston Mass's national animal is the Turkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Science.

Boston Mass is ranked 89,346^th in the world and 3,164^th in Lazarus for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,309.41 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.