The United States of Cypratol is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 239 million Cypresians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 12.8%.

The Cypratolian economy, worth 13.5 trillion kronor a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 56,338 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Cypratol's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cypratol is ranked 257,279^th in the world and 28^th in Gwelchbodia for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -38.73 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.