The Federal Republic of Khaledonia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prime minister gomez with an even hand, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, daily referendums, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 3.52 billion Khaledonians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ceiba. The average income tax rate is 18.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Khaledonian economy, worth 705 trillion florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 200,346 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, artists are pillars of society, and school football matches are usually five-a-side. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Khaledonia's national animal is the Khaledian reindeer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Skein.

Khaledonia is ranked 264,262^nd in the world and 6,304^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 41.35 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.