The Commonwealth of Paxmaslana is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.725 billion Paxmaslanans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Administration, and Defense are also considered important, while Welfare receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 32.1%.

The Paxmaslanan economy, worth 167 trillion dollar trees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,058 dollar trees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The media have begun calling the government treasury "Leader's stash", victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, and Leader's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paxmaslana's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Paxmaslana is ranked 125,160^th in the world and 213^th in Forest for Safest, scoring 70.81 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.