The United Socialist Republics of Leouschburgh is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Vladimir Bezobrazov with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 10.101 billion Leouschburghians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hoffstadt. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Leouschburghian economy, worth a remarkable 1,164 trillion Leouschburghian Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 115,322 Leouschburghian Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Billions of Leouschburghian Marks are spent to take high-quality photos of the Leouschburghian Water Rail Nebula, one can wake up in Leouschburgh and have breakfast in Bigtopia, this year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection, and adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Leouschburgh's national animal is the Leouschburghian Water Rail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Not Applicable.

Leouschburgh is ranked 268,736^th in the world and 144^th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 9,917.74 Standard Monetary Units.