The Misty Mountains of Boss Llama is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Packmaster Borachio with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, smutty television, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate population of 11.447 billion Boss Llamen are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Llamaland. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Boss Llaman economy, worth a remarkable 1,072 trillion Ells a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,706 Ells, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wild Llama is one of the most popular forenames in Boss Llama, government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons, drones are unable to lift the weight of their accompanying paperwork, and nations that kill a Boss Llaman can expect a strongly worded letter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boss Llama's national animal is the Wild Llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Boss Llama is ranked 13,021^st in the world and 105^th in Forest for Safest, scoring 117.97 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.