The Record-Scratchin' Robot of Sincluda is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Rappin' Max Robot with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.232 billion Sincludans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Champagne Supernova. The average income tax rate is 79.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sincludan economy, worth 616 trillion doubloons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 117,745 doubloons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air, government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals, Rappin' Max Robot's power is effectively nullified as no bill becomes law without the upper house's support, and grandiose stage parents insist superyachts and private cinemas are children's basic needs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sincluda's national animal is the cassowary, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Cursola.

Sincluda is ranked 274,083^rd in the world and 1,180^th in Europeia for Most Primitive, scoring -270.07 on the Scary Big Number Scale.