The Kingdom of Woreyland is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Prime Minister Annie Green with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, disturbing lack of elderly people, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.598 billion Woreylandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zunego City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Woreylandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,121 trillion Woreys a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 169,963 Woreys, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, the Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle, and a cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Woreyland's national animal is the Woreylandian Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Woreyland is ranked 229,469^th in the world and 1,218^th in Europe for Highest Food Quality, scoring 9.33 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.