The Second United Tribes of Woligon is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Sigurd Hij Popli with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.789 billion Wolis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suletzkeve. The average income tax rate is 78.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Woligonian economy, worth 254 trillion Yits a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,021 Yits, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, the tenet of free speech is held dear, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs, and a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Woligon's national animal is the Phoenix Bird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Atheism.

Woligon is ranked 50,477^th in the world and 322^nd in Europe for Most Patriotic, with 27.3 flags saluted per person per day.