Population | 11.749 billion |
Capital | Union City |
Leader | Supreme overlord god-emperor Jeb |
Faith | Jebism |
Currency | Bolt |
Animal | Polar bear |
The Empire of The Glorious Arctic Union is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Supreme overlord god-emperor Jeb with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, anti-smoking policies, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.749 billion Polar citizens are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Union City. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Glorious Arctic Unionian economy, worth a remarkable 3,555 trillion Bolts a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 302,594 Bolts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
Human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage, and citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Glorious Arctic Union's national animal is the Polar bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Jebism.
The Glorious Arctic Union is ranked 287,359th in the world and 1,413th in Europe for Highest Food Quality, scoring 4.11 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Glorious Arctic Union was endorsed by The Naked Singularity of Basque Dominion.
- : The Glorious Arctic Union was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements, Most Patriotic, Highest Average Incomes, and Largest Black Market and the Top 5% for Most Influential.
- : The Glorious Arctic Union was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in The Glorious Arctic Union, citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government.
- : Following new legislation in The Glorious Arctic Union, it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage.
- : The Glorious Arctic Union was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Western Balkania.
- : Following new legislation in The Glorious Arctic Union, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.
- : Following new legislation in The Glorious Arctic Union, human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity.
- : Following new legislation in The Glorious Arctic Union, the national security service are a bunch of crooks.
- : Following new legislation in The Glorious Arctic Union, the national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 78 » Imperium Anglorum, Bastile, UGBK, Rary, Invernessia, The Champions League, Thracia Republic, Meropis, Irminsulia, Saarenmaa, Elestansa, Raghallaigh, Ortigia, Northern German Federation, North of Americas, Walfo, Nardin, Slavatania, Great Clucky, Trixeland, Iceagea, Skalliad, Iquerian, Yahlia, The OG Your Moms Mom, Orsik, St Scarlett, Salwonia, Wombelland, Balcem, Gliesetonia, Foudina, Leistrona, Dark Matter, An Clar, New Eestiball, Regnum Italiae, Istastioner, Robbonia, Aresetia, Kkorea, Jim the Baptist, The AbelLandia, Drembler, United Kingdom of Karpathia, Ur Argentinian Grandpa, Hunarskotlo, Zaznia, Cot Deviet, EUA do Sul, and 28 others.Belvanya, Reiserland, Karnea, Northern Socialist States, DeNorSweLand, Armbruster, Someseni, Nova Crna Gora na Sardiniji, The Oriental Empire, E s t r u s, Myanerus, Thracia and Crimea, Calicov, Outer Sparta, Alsted, Ottterland, Woodlands, Kronverg, Cambany, Agausia, Greater Bahland, Narmocrana, Scutarie, CSB SA Union, Leviggo, Kalebo, Western Balkania, and Basque Dominion.