Population | 10.758 billion |
Capital | Preussen |
Leader | Volkskaiser Werner I |
Currency | volksmark |
Animal | prussian crow |
The People's Republic of Teutonic Kaiserreich is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Volkskaiser Werner I with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 10.758 billion Kaiserians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Preussen. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Kaiserian economy, worth a remarkable 1,855 trillion volksmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 172,455 volksmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Kaiserian diplomacy is by the book, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Kaiserians any less frightened, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, and spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teutonic Kaiserreich's national animal is the prussian crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Teutonic Kaiserreich is ranked 285,819th in the world and 1,385th in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -15.03 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Teutonic Kaiserreich was endorsed by The Naked Singularity of Basque Dominion.
- : Following new legislation in Teutonic Kaiserreich, spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home.
- : Following new legislation in Teutonic Kaiserreich, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
- : Following new legislation in Teutonic Kaiserreich, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Kaiserians any less frightened.
- : Following new legislation in Teutonic Kaiserreich, Kaiserian diplomacy is by the book.
- : Following new legislation in Teutonic Kaiserreich, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
- : Teutonic Kaiserreich was endorsed by The Kingdom of Old World Order.
- : Teutonic Kaiserreich was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Most World Assembly Endorsements, and Most Influential and the Top 5% for Most Advanced Public Education and Highest Economic Output.
- : Teutonic Kaiserreich was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Teutonic Kaiserreich was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 116 » The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, North of Americas, Scytharum, Invernessia, Yahlia, Mynox, Aroale, Walfo, St Scarlett, Thracia and Crimea, Thracia Republic, Gliesetonia, The Champions League, Northern German Federation, Zulrich, Irminsulia, Jim the Baptist, Leszno, Elisabethshagen, Estellan, Nardin, Dark Matter, Someseni, Regnum Italiae, Dipretorian, The New Nordic Union, Brakanistan, An Clar, Imperium Anglorum, Trixeland, Alsted, Ausvelt, Othenhiem, Europe a Nation, Kebabian States, Rary, Gorzi, Dunsteen, Scutarie, The Reunited Yugoslavs, Jahass, Chronus, Robbonia, Zaznia, Estonesia, Pilipinas and Malaya, HELLLLL, The Oriental Empire, Balcem, Ottterland, and 66 others.The States of Texas and Arkansas, Liberalialand, Fenian Provinces, Meropis, UGBK, Agausia, Slavatania, Northern Socialist States, New Eestiball, Armbruster, The Scandinavian Realm, Ikarus, Dizgovzy, The Greater Eastern Republic, Wombelland, Land of Bobtopia, Raghallaigh, Great Clucky, Kkorea, Iceagea, Franchya, New Vorarlberg, Stumphosse Res, Leranditale, Guahih, Leistrona, Seristria, East Ase Palmars, Castlenburg, Arsenial, Agatep, Bastile, Saarenmaa, Liberepublia, Nordivia, Foudina, Calicov, Elestansa, Ortigia, Salwonia, Makykay, Karnea, Skalliad, Orsik, Greater Bahland, Istastioner, Mally Piznoopia, Drembler, Hunarskotlo, Apocalypse Borg, Cot Deviet, Belvanya, Reiserland, Spruce, Superior Saxonia, Nova Crna Gora na Sardiniji, Kanokla, Cambany, Kronverg, Narmocrana, Woodlands, CSB SA Union, Kalebo, Western Balkania, Old World Order, and Basque Dominion.