The Russian Federation of Stand USA is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Vladimir Putin with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.87 billion USAians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cremont. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.9%.

The frighteningly efficient USAian economy, worth 215 trillion Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 115,005 Rubles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 376,534 per year while the poor average 26,383, a ratio of 14.3 to 1.

Private digital records now come with a convenient "download" button, Vladimir Putin has killer fashion sense, police officers have been re-kitted with designer uniforms and gold-plated handcuffs, and citizens hear a diversity of opinions from a range of billionaire-owned corporations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stand USA's national animal is the Elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

Stand USA is ranked 277,540^th in the world and 1,360^th in Europe for Highest Food Quality, scoring 6.13 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.