The Kingdom of Niwe England is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Jeanne D'arc I with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, rampant corporate plagiarism, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 5.363 billion New Englanders are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boston. The average income tax rate is 45.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Niwe Englandian economy, worth 542 trillion New England Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,180 New England Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Welfare funding has recently gone through the roof, pro-democracy regime change has been avoided, many suspect that the 'Whinny The Plop' children's magazine contains covert criticism of Jeanne D'arc I, and economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Niwe England's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Niwe England is ranked 14,547^th in the world and 315^th in Europe for Highest Food Quality, scoring 136.98 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.