The Kingdom of Kallvetzia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Federal Council with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.639 billion Kallvetzians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berne. The average income tax rate is 67.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kallvetzian economy, worth 261 trillion Kallvetzian francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 159,496 Kallvetzian francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Kallvetzian franc charge on their phone bill, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, and the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kallvetzia's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Kallvetzia is ranked 29,553^rd in the world and 414^th in Europe for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,440.36 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.