The European Kingdom of Kadhzstan is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Loran with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, enforced nudity, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.002 billion Kads are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Qudis. The average income tax rate is 47.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Kadhzstani economy, worth 152 trillion Kadhazis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,638 Kadhazis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, nobody likes bad boys any more, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, and shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kadhzstan's national animal is the Iraqi Babbler, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kadhzstan is ranked 129,055^th in the world and 649^th in Europe for Most Corrupt Governments, with 5.98 kickbacks per hour.