The Republic of Fame Crusgagin is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, prohibition of alcohol, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 313 million Fame Crusgaginians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Spirituality, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hrenop. The average income tax rate is 40.3%.

The very strong Fame Crusgaginian economy, worth 24.2 trillion Huols a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,346 Huols, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Clergy never mention brand names for fear of losing their government subsidies, students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50, twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes, and people think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fame Crusgagin's national animal is the Hare, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fame Crusgagin is ranked 260,310^th in the world and 1,303^rd in Europe for Highest Food Quality, scoring 7.19 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.