The New Eagle And Navian Imperia of Ardentiana is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Maria Buona Beriataham with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 2.201 billion Ardentianans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova Vista. The average income tax rate is 68.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Ardentianan economy, worth 254 trillion Calatarians a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,657 Calatarians, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, primary candidates are replaced if they fail to compliment Empress Maria Buona Beriataham's hair, and police escort anti-abortion activists to free speech cages if they try to express their views. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ardentiana's national animal is the Ardentiana Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Ardentiana is ranked 118,812^th in the world and 524^th in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,144.49 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.