The Republic of Quail Islands is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 985 million Quail Islanders are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quailinga. The average income tax rate is 72.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Quail Islandic economy, worth 73.8 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 74,969 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food, and government expenses are beyond compare. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Quail Islands's national animal is the Quail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Quail Islands is ranked 34,003^rd in the world and 76^th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Lowest Crime Rates, with 80.47 law-abiding acts per hour.