The Empire of Bob ross is awesome is a massive, genial nation, ruled by ea scamville with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, enslaved workforce, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 1.934 billion Bob ross is awesomeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of little tree. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Bob ross is awesomean economy, worth 202 trillion bob bucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,854 bob bucks, with the richest citizens earning 9.0 times as much as the poorest.

Vacationers and business travelers are often warned that they may lose the right to vote if they spend too much time overseas, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians, being nicknamed "Orange Face" has done ea scamville's credibility no favours, and parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bob ross is awesome's national animal is the little clouds, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ea scamism.

Bob ross is awesome is ranked 212,953^rd in the world and 33^rd in Conch Island for Most Primitive, scoring -90.87 on the Scary Big Number Scale.