Population | 11.737 billion |
Capital | Mordecai |
Leader | Nijchhōh I |
Faith | Math |
Currency | cryptos |
Animal | ass |
The Awkward Adages of Geektopia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Nijchhōh I with an even hand, and renowned for its closed borders, free-roaming dinosaurs, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 11.737 billion Kwandoites are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mordecai. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Geektopian economy, worth a remarkable 4,374 trillion cryptos a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 372,732 cryptos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.
Believers who wear their faith on their sleeves make easy targets in hostile areas, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Geektopian radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity, and senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geektopia's national animal is the ass, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Math.
Geektopia is ranked 210th in the world and 2nd in Europeia for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 26,746.44 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Geektopia, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.
- : Following new legislation in Geektopia, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Geektopian radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity.
- : Following new legislation in Geektopia, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying.
- : Following new legislation in Geektopia, believers who wear their faith on their sleeves make easy targets in hostile areas.
- : Following new legislation in Geektopia, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man.
- : Following new legislation in Geektopia, there's nothing more rock-and-roll than absolute sobriety.
- : Geektopia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Outer Sparta".
- : Geektopia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Fair Work Visas Act".
- : Following new legislation in Geektopia, the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills.
- : Following new legislation in Geektopia, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million cryptos of property damage.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 21 » Gooblaria, Cato2, Old Aweic Wirs, Dat Countreh, Scaletta, Skyhawk Clan, Unogonduria, Ters Khus, Aevana, P0ptr0pica, EAsprts, The State of New Braiden, Grande pudimland, Greatnessity City, Gabingston, Abardis, PhDre, UPC, Raustria, Wolfsgrad, and Nova Angelus.