The Republic of Independent Zimbabwe is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Emmerson Mnangagwa with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working population of 6.058 billion Zimbabweans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Harare. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zimbabwean economy, worth 923 trillion ZIGS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Retail, Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 152,367 ZIGS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nerds everywhere are rejoicing as they are reunited with their computers, the parliament building has installed a revolving door, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, and a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation. Crime is totally unknown. Independent Zimbabwe's national animal is the Sable Antelope, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Independent Zimbabwe is ranked 171,813^th in the world and 109^th in Africa for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring zero on the Clooney Contribution Index.