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Largest Retail Industry: 4,816thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,353rdLargest Welfare Programs: 7,119th
The Crown Colony of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists
Sit Nomine Digna
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Independent Zimbabwe

Population5.931 billion

CapitalSalisbury
LeaderLord Soames
FaithChristianity

CurrencyRhodesian Dollar
AnimalSable Antelope

The Crown Colony of Independent Zimbabwe is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Soames with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 5.931 billion Rhodesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salisbury. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rhodesian economy, worth 918 trillion Rhodesian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Retail, Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 154,946 Rhodesian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, and voting is voluntary. Crime is totally unknown. Independent Zimbabwe's national animal is the Sable Antelope, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Independent Zimbabwe is ranked 244,742nd in the world and 123rd in Africa for Most Stationary, with 20.22809122068 days.

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Largest Retail Industry: 4,816thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,353rdLargest Welfare Programs: 7,119thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,121stLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,437thMost Inclusive: 8,841stHighest Poor Incomes: 10,023rdMost Cultured: 10,779thHighest Food Quality: 11,508thLargest Black Market: 13,882ndTop
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Most Developed: 15,998thMost Secular: 16,332ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,663rdLongest Average Lifespans: 19,536thHighest Average Incomes: 20,444thNicest Citizens: 22,048thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,346thSmartest Citizens: 22,552ndMost Subsidized Industry: 22,671stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25,187thMost Efficient Economies: 25,408thMost Advanced Public Education: 26,181stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 27,484thLargest Governments: 27,788th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionMost Average: 7th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the regionNudest: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 10th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 11th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 13th in the regionMost Developed: 13th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 14th in the region

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