Population | 5.931 billion |
Capital | Salisbury |
Leader | Lord Soames |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | Rhodesian Dollar |
Animal | Sable Antelope |
The Crown Colony of Independent Zimbabwe is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Soames with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 5.931 billion Rhodesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salisbury. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Rhodesian economy, worth 918 trillion Rhodesian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Retail, Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 154,946 Rhodesian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, and voting is voluntary. Crime is totally unknown. Independent Zimbabwe's national animal is the Sable Antelope, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.
Independent Zimbabwe is ranked 244,742nd in the world and 123rd in Africa for Most Stationary, with 20.22809122068 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Independent Zimbabwe's influence in Africa fell from "Sprat" to "Minnow".
- : Independent Zimbabwe's influence in Africa rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Independent Zimbabwe's influence in Africa rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Independent Zimbabwe's influence in Africa rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Independent Zimbabwe's influence in Africa rose from "Zero" to "Newcomer".
- : Independent Zimbabwe relocated from Osiris to Africa.
- : Following new legislation in Independent Zimbabwe, voting is voluntary.
- : Following new legislation in Independent Zimbabwe, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
- : Independent Zimbabwe changed its national capital to "Salisbury", its currency to "Rhodesian Dollar", its demonym to "Rhodesian", its demonym adjective to "Rhodesian", its faith to "Christianity", its leader to "Lord Soames", its motto to "Sit Nomine Digna", and its nation type to "Crown Colony".
- : Independent Zimbabwe altered its national flag.