The Most Serene Republic of East Endia is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 697 million East Endians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solarien. The average income tax rate is 87.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient East Endian economy, worth 74.7 trillion standards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 107,222 standards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crackheads chase drug-loaded drones in hopes of a lucky drop, the government's economic policy can be summed up as "Abort, Retry, Fail?", farting etiquette is taught in schools, and 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Endia's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

East Endia is ranked 275,991^st in the world and 4,985^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 0.62 flags saluted per person per day.