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The Commonwealth’s Column, Online Edition

Słonecznemiasto, Swowianska Rodezja

Government makes Arms Sale to Ottomans

The following used items, which has been certified in good working order, have been sold to The Ottoman Empire (The Turkic State) for the total sum of PĄZ600M (USD$60M). The following items complete the order, and unit prices are included.

1.) 10 ACDB S-125 Neva, USD$500K
2.) 5 NIIP/MMZ 2K12 Kub, USD$1M
3.) 18 General Dynamics Scout SV, USD$2.5M
4.) 20 D-30 PJSC 2A18 122 mm, USD$200K
Shipping: USD$1M

TO: Government of Ottoman Empire
FR: DoFM.SVITOVSKIY@GOV.SR (FOREIGN MINISTER WLADIMIR SVITOVSKIY)
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Greetings,

Through myself, the Slavic Rhodesian Department of War Export Division (SRDoWED) wishes to extend a warm thank you to the Ottoman Empire for its sizeable arms sales purchase. As a show of appreciation for the business, we’ll be including some one thousand AK-74u combat rifles in your shipment. These weapons will be shipped separately via a private forwarding company to a third party company in the Ottoman Empire for the sake of timely delivery of arms as to be able to deny any involvement on either of our sides. These weapons will have no serial numbers and new gun barrels, meaning they cannot be traced to either of us. We understand you folks have some issues you’d like to take care of but don’t want to get your hands dirty, we understand and appreciate this. We are happy to help in your endeavors in what capacity we can.

Regards,

Foreign Minister Wladimir Svitovskiy
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