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RP: Nino's Vacation, or, Flood-side Fun
Nino, for years of his 'career in politics,' has been hard at work. For reasons that are worth an entire novel's worth of elaboration, His Radiance Satyrn DeVallier and Governor Vernier have encouraged Nino (more accurately coerced at threat of being dismissed) to take a vacation.

His first idea of a vacation was Liranaholm, though he immediately remembered that he was no longer welcome there since the attempted removal of a Lirana diplomat's ears. His second best idea, no matter how terrible it may have seemed, was the Schismian state of Jupyter. Travelling through Exbrenia by horseback (and later by chariot after purchasing one from a good-humored Exbrenian), Nino soon found himself in Jupyter, accompanied by a camera crew, where he got up to numerous shenanigans including, but not limited to:

-Buying one of every Schismian holy book and thoughtfully piecing them all together, naming it the 'Book of All,'
-Doing some sick chariot tricks in the parking lot of a bazaar while blaring the music of East Evven art-rock band F*** KING DIES,
-Playing a 99-round match of Rock, Paper, Scissors with a Acheinceolvist because, every time he lost, he would offer up "best # out of #," and promptly losing,
-Leaving documentation of the ancient Evven Head Cult in the hands of an obscure Schismian religious group, much to the chagrin of Kalrania as a whole,
-And breaking character to make a heartfelt visitation to Satyrn Jupyter III's grave, leaving a bundle of Euphorium flowers, and making a televised apology to Schismian Solists, and Schismians as a whole.

Needless to say, Nino has had an eventful vacation in The Atomic Schism and has certainly caused less problems than he would have in Evve Terre.