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Alice Parker wrote:

If you go to that school and you'll end up a spinster cat lady. Look at one of her classes named "Do Patten Leather Shoes Reflect Up". Give me a break.

We do so have classes on searching for a beau!

“How to Drop a Handkerchief to Indicate Desire” or “Introduction to Dance Card Etiquette” are all the rage with our young women. We’re just not whores, darling unless we are compensated properly

What’s next, you want us to just flash our ankles at any man that passes by? Or, heaven forbid, woman! Lesbianism is fine, but only after you have trapped a wealthy man into marriage without a prenuptial financial arrangement.