I'm pretty sure I've made everything I can legal, and I've abolished the judicial, prison, and law enforcement systems, but I'm still in the top 0.5% of crime.
To be fair, they do own most of the state.
It's like nature forgot about him, but suddenly realized it had nearly allowed a male of our species to live for 100 years again.
I'm sure she'll lose many more husbands to old age.