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Region: Texas

***** Texas Saturday Breakfast *****

Taco Tiempo, Ahora Si! Are you ready for some Saturday Breakfast, still All-Fresh, still All-New! With one Year of Saturday Breakfast In Place under our belt, it is time to kick it into creativity overdrive! Bring out the Drones! The NewTexas Happy Taco Stands, in conjunction with the NewTexas Incendiary Corporation, has approximately 1 trillion of the fastest, lightest drones you have ever seen. This fleet is specially designed to deliver tacos to every man, woman, child, whatever, in Texas, all 2,477,132,000,000 of you.

Today's special breakfast will Saturday Salmon, Egg, & Avocado Breakfast Tacos [COVID-19 Week LIV Edition]! The Chief Griller at The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas is still off so our very own certified Texas Abuelas and Abuelitas have been up all night skinning, boning, and fileting salmon for this delightful taco. It is easy-peasy simple. They just lightly sauté your salmon for three minutes in the black cast-iron skillets, remove the salmon, scramble up some golden-yellow, Texas Grade A, farm-fresh, Organic Eggs, fold the salmon in along with some cubed avocado and Esto Listo! To make them special, we use street taco-sized corn tortillas made with love. Remember, a whole egg in every taco!®

Today's Special Salsa is the good ol' green stuff - Salsa Verde - cilantro, tomatillos, onions, garlic, and jalapeños, all charred fresh on the comal and blended together and fried until awesome. A sealed cup of Texas-made Longhorn Cheddar Jack cheese is also included in case you need a cheese fix. The tacos are hermetically-sealed in a Stay-Warm® pouch that is wrapped in the same ol' aluminum foil we are all so familiar with for our breakfast taco. The Juice Bar will not be possible this week. But, for your beverage needs, a packet of Sanka, Tang and a Lipton Tea bag will be included with every delivery as well as salt and pepper and a napkin. Yes, it is different, but it works and you do not even have to leave your residence. Woo! And, watch out for the drones! Start your day off the right way; munch out and go back to sleep. You know you want to!®

Stay Safe Texas. Stay Well. Hang in there!

***** Texas Chat Reminder *****

The Texas Weekly Chat Session will be Saturday (TODAY) at High Noon Texas Time (CDT) ***Saturday***. And, if you can't be there right at Noon, that is Ok, Texas Chat usually runs 3, 4, 5 hours with some Chats running as high as 7 or 8 hours.

The Texas Chat Site is here: http://texasregion.net/blab70/login.php

Please register with your nation name. This is a great opportunity for nations old and new to Texas to find out what is going on! We chat, we debate, we talk about the weather, we talk about stuff we like, stuff we hate, random stuff, and more stuff. But, it is never stuffy. Usually, it is about meeting your fellow Texans and talking about the latest and most interesting stuff in NationStates at the moment. But then again, sometimes NationStates does not even come up. It is wide-open chatting with peeps from around The World both IRL and NS. It is Texans, EuroTexans, WannabeTexans, ex-Texans, VirtualTexans, and plenty of Friends of Texans. We have it all and all are welcome. Texas Chat, 833 weeks and running! For the math-challenged, that is over 16½ years! Check it out! Good stuff!

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