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TO ALL ROLE-PLAYERS IN THE DSA

“Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages! Here is Auxe Aggelia, accompanied as always by Gian Gianvilipendio”

“Can I say it, Auxe?”

“Wait, Gian. Not now”

“Oh c'mon, can I say it?”

“Shut up, Gian! As I was saying… We are talking to you from the studios of Pro Diorux Sports, in Clinepalas, Talamia and we have some important news for…”

“THE DSA HAS ITS OWN ASSOCIATION FOOTBALL FEDERATION NOW!”

“Gian!”

“I’m sorry, Auxe, I couldn’t resist”

“You heard that right, people of the DSA! Our own talamian association football federation, known as TSS, last February founded the DSAFF (Democratic Socialist Assembly Football Federation), with the aim of organizing football tournaments for clubs and national teams within the DSA, of spreading the interest in association football and of ensuring football is accessible to every nation on planet Delusia!”

“Auxe, this might be the greatest thing to happen to me since…”

“Since what, Gian?”

“I can’t think of anything. Oh God, my life is so boring, Auxe!”

*Gian starts crying*

“Anyway…

The DSAFF is a football federation and it is now recruiting interested nations that would like to join it. Being part of the federation means starting a long-term program, to raise the interest of sport within the DSA. For the beginning of summer 2021, the DSAFF will launch its first official tournament: the Comrades Cup 2021: a competition for national teams, in which the official selections of your countries’ best players will compete against each other to be crowned the first champions of Delusia”

“This doesn’t make me cry at all, Auxe”

“But it’s not over! Are you interested in starting your own football league? Do you want to follow the example of Talamia? This is your chance to get started! DSAFF President Oiktirmon-Nicao Paidarion will make his skills and knowledge available to all interested nations, so that you can crown your champion club annually! Why? Because the DSAFF aims to launch a new club-only competition next year, in which the champions and runners-up of each national league will compete. In this case, each team will have the players of their own country but also those of others. A transfer market system and an official ranking will be launched. It will be the perfect opportunity to introduce other DSA nations to your country by hosting them in your stadiums”

“I can feel it, Auxe!”

“The greatness, Gian?”

“No. It’s the blue cheese I ate before”

*Gian leaves the studio*

“If you are excited as I am and you want to know more about DSAFF, follow this links and stay tuned, only here on Pro Diorux TV!
Are you a sports devote? Pick up your TV remote!”

FOLLOW THESE LINKS TO LEARN MORE:
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