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>Be me
>Be working in a restaurant
>Head chef is a Kraut, strong accent
>Get idea one day
>Crank one of the ovens to 500°C
>Wait for them to warm up, then toss several cans of apple juice in
>Hide and wait for Kraut to come in
>Cans start melting, he notices the hissing produced by the apple juice evaporating
>Says “VAT IS ZE HISSING?”
>Walks around searching, finds the oven and spots the cans of juice
>”VHY ARE ZE JEWS IN ZE OVEN? GET ZE JEWS OUT OF ZE OVEN!”
>He never found out it was me